Last Night the brophit Brohamid spoke to me in my dreams. He sat upon a throne of natty ice and had many a slampiece working in his ill-lit kitchen.
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2moro im going lingerie shopping with three girls and watching them try shit on. MLIB
Today i was fucking my girlfriend, when my mom walked in. Instead of yelling at me she just put my sandwic on the bedside table, and told me to have fun. She then returned to the kitchen. It was chill. MLIB.
So i told my bitch were going to my moms house for lunch, she said “good i don’t have to make sandwiches for you.” i stared at her and told her to make them anyways i didn’t want her ass to get rusty. she was chill about it. MLIB
today i looked up the 19th amendment and i laughed, it was pretty chill
Today i was fucking my girlfriend, when suddenly my mom walked in. Instead of yelling at me, she just left my sandwich on the bedside table and returned to the kitchen. It was chill. MLIB
today i got pulled over going 90 on a 25 chugging down some natty ices…cop pulls me over and i tell him im looking for the ice rink. we fist bump and he ecorts me to the rink. MLIB
I was typing on micbrosoft word the word woman, it autocorrected it to sandwich. MLIB