natty has 420 mililitres in it and cost 69 cents a can….it actually isnt either of those but that would be chill
being a fucking bro is chill. MLIB
I just realized God is a total bro, he flooded the earth with natty ice for 40 nights and days, only the bros survived and their sandwhiches makers survied.
so last night me and my bro wrecked to wannbros at some BP then we sat on the couch with a bag of doritos in between us playin some COD black ops online while 2 dome queens got their tonsils tickeled by our dicks it was chill.
today i got road head on my way to school…i walked to school. it was chill
today, i met my girlfriends dad. i shook his hand with the hand i used to finger his daughter no more that 10mins before. chill, bro.
today i was banging my slampice. as i was finishing on her face i told her she wouldnt be going anywhere with her life except the kitchen and that she should change her name to slampiece seeing as how i wouldnt call her anything else. She did. now her name is Slampiece Slam. MILB
I started a band and named it ChillBro. We only write songs about bros, bitches gettin us sandwiches, lax, drinkin natty, and being chill. its chill. mlib