The food network: keeping bitches where they belong since 1995.

W – washing
I – ironing
F – fucking
E – etc.

im confused how does justin beiber have time to make sandwiches when she does all those concerts

fist bumped a sea turtle while snorkeling in the Caribbean…. bro’st moment of my life

A kid in my soccer team told me i would never fuck a girl as hot as his girlfriend, so i fucked his girlfriend MLIB

Went to Rite Aid yesterday; Bought chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and condoms. The cashier slipped me her number. MLIB

Bitches can fake orgasms but bros can fake love

Was watching Family Guy, and their house was flooding. Before they left, Peter makes Meg go into the kitchen and get him some beer and make him a sandwich even though she could drown. What a bro.

A woman told me “don’t even go there”…. I fucking went there.

So today I had to give a speech about womens rights, I was speechless….