My slampiece is a vegan…whatever the fuck that means. So i gave her some brofu. Its like tofu but its my cock

Lost my broginity today….. for the 110th time. MLIB

This bitch asked me if I had whiteout in class the other day. I was like no hoe, I don’t make mistakes. MLIB.

Last night I was balls deep in this chick when she stopped me to ask me what my name was. I told her to just call me “Bro”. MLIB

Jesus Christ died for our sins. hands down the chillest bro out there.

Today, I was playing COD with my Bro, we were both getting head while playing. We fist bumped our mics. Chill as Fuck.MLIB

Today was my girlfriend’s birthday, I bought her kneepads. MLIB

So I took this slampiece to the hospital today after getting dome from her when she complained of throat pain. The doctor asked what happened to her throat, and I said: “My cock.” We fist bumped. It was chill.

Today it began to rain. Rather than putting a shirt on I just turned my hat backwards to protect my flow. MLIB

She was a squirter.