Today, i adopted a retired drug sniffing dog. He found 8 stashes of weed that i had forgotten about. Hes chill as fuck.
MLIB

my girlfriend said she’d give me a blumpkin if I could get a thousand chills…help a bro reach one of his life goals

My chick says for every 100 chills on this she will fuck me and make me a sandwich. Help a bro out.

Today I realized that women dont just belong in the Kitchen, they were built for it. They come pre-equipped with milk and eggs.

Woman are good for 71 things. Cooking, cleaning, and 69. Mlib

Bros before hoes, unless those hoes have no clothes. MLIB

Today my 4 for year old little bro started counting. He stopped at 69. It brought tear to my eye.

Today I walked in to my sister watching the WNBA…I asked her why she was watching comedy central. MLIB

Why would Bromeo kill himself over a hoe. Must have been some bomb sandwhiches.

On the seventh day, He chilled.