Today I realized that if you shift-click Chill on a MLIB post, it turns into a Natty Ice logo. It’s chill.

All fellow Bro’s I need your help! My girl agreed to have a threesome with me and her hot ass friend if i get three thousand “chill”’s. This is no joke!

My daughters first word was kitchen. MLIB

Today some guy called me a bitch because I was wearing my lax pinnie to this party. I ended up hooking up with his chick. Who’s the bitch now?

Shaved pussy.

Today in english class our teacher asked us why it was important to get an education. I said “Its important to get an education so I can go to college, party, pick up chicks, drink natty ice, and when I am done I am gonna make hella bank. I got kicked out of class so I left school early and lit up a joint.

today i checked for my top 5 sites and then i realized that mylifeisbro.com and pornhub.com are the only 2 sites ive ever been on. MLIB

Women are equal and deserve respect. Just kidding, they can suck my dick.

Today I found out I had beaten cancer and it went into remission. I played lax for the first time in 2 years, nailed my slampiece, and cracked open nattys until the sun went down. MLIB.

tits.