My daughters first word was kitchen. MLIB
Chillest This Year
Today some guy called me a bitch because I was wearing my lax pinnie to this party. I ended up hooking up with his chick. Who’s the bitch now?
Today in english class our teacher asked us why it was important to get an education. I said “Its important to get an education so I can go to college, party, pick up chicks, drink natty ice, and when I am done I am gonna make hella bank. I got kicked out of class so I left school early and lit up a joint.
I was looking at my little sister’s easy bake oven. I said, “Damn, gettin the bitches in the kitchen early, a bro must have invented that.” So I looked at the back, it was made by HasBro. One chill mothafucker.
Last night i slept with my girl. i woke up this morning expecting to see her next to me, instead i woke up with my favorite spoon in hand while she was in the kitchen making me a sandwich. it was chill
Just watched the Brazilian team play men’s volleyball at the olympics. Saw that there jerseys said: Bra 1, Bra 2. My bro and I fist bumped then bought the jerseys online and played lax instead in them. MLIB
Today I met a girl. She showed me the trunk of her car. It was filled with natty lights and sandwiches. We’re getting married next week, its pretty chill.
Today I used my mom’s GPS, I changed the voice to a bros voice because there is no way I’m letting a bitch tell me what to do.
Today, I was playing COD with my Bro, we were both getting head while playing. We fist bumped our mics. Chill as Fuck.MLIB
Today I played a game of BROnopoly. I decided to open up a sandwich shop on Boardwalk and made my bitch work there. I charged my other bros playing each time they passed by. I won the game. It was chill.