Today I read a real poor MLIB story, but the “not chill” selection was at 69. Couldn’t do it. MLIB.

Today I flew into Los Angeles, my airline ticket says “LAX” on it…chill.

Today, i saw a chick who had broken down on the side of the road. I said if i could fuck i would give her a ride to the nearest gas station. We fucked….and i left her there. MLIB

My sister wouldn’t stop asking my dad for a car. I asked her why though, there’s no road from her room to the kitchen.

Today, i kept my pimp hand strong. MLIB

Bro’s I’ve noticed a lot of hate towards the smoking of weed. I smoke weed, I never chill as chill without it. MLIB

today i was smoking a bowl on the way to lax practice and got pulled over. i threw on my bro-aleys so the cop wouldnt know i was high. it was chill though cause the cop was a lady and just wanted to give me a sandwich.

today was my 18th broday. i woke up laxed with my bros, met up with some hot chick fucked her, chugged mad nattys, then got some dome. guess you can say i had a chill broday.

i tried to put MLIB but i put MILF, my life is now bro

today i went to 5 guys burgers and fries during a lax tourney and my order number was 69 MLIB