What did one bro say to the other bro? nothing they just fist pumped.MLIB

today some bitch was giving me road dome, about half way through her parents started giving me dirty looks from the back seat. i told them it was chill and made her mom make me a sandwich. it tasted fucking great.

my girlfriend has been wanting me to propose for months, so today i walked into the kitchen got on one knee and asked her to make me a sanwich

today i made my sister, mom, and girlfriend make me a sandwich. i didnt eat any of them i just wanted to make sure they werent getting rusty. MLIB

Today my Chem teacher asked me what the universal element, I said Bromine cause its so chill, we fist bumped. MLIB

Today my English teacher go a DUI and is suspended from teaching. She was coming back from my place after drinking a case of natty’s and giving me head.MLIB

spoon-around $130, case of natty-$16, COD-$60, Bitches-priceless, doing them all in one day everyday-BRO

Today my bro decided to make me a sandwich. i told him that was a womens job and then beat the fuck out of him with the sandwich. MLIB

Today the class average on the last test was a 69. it was planned. MLIB

Today, me and my bro invented a new drink: one part Brocardi, one part creatine, two parts protein. We call it the Brotein shot. MLIB.