Today, I found an unfinished natty on the ground by a trashcan on campus. I pounded that shit. MLIB

Today, i was caught on some dudes lawn with my bong and some natty. the cops let me off with 24 hours, and no record…then i fucked a bitch…while eating the sandwich she made me..MLIB

Today, i got high. And i remembered that the fucking robot in transformers was bro-optimus prime. He was fucking chill.

Today, I went to Subway and got a sandwich. A girl made it and I got her number after I told her she looked good. Later on, I called the bitch up and fucked her. It was a good sandwich and a pretty good night.

today i found some nattys and a sammich my bitch made in the fridge. they were chilled.