today my nap ass teacher was talking about napoleon bonaparte and i told him it was pronounced napoleon bronaparte and he said excuse me? and i told him to chill… we fist bumped after class

today my friend said i dont understand the whole bro thing, i told her its because shes a slampiece and she will never understand. than i fucked her.

Smoked a blunt. Jack Johnson came on. Got head. It was a chill day. MLIB

Broseidon king of the fucking Brocean

today we had a fire drill at school, so while everyone was outside me and some of the bros went to my brosmobile and shotguned some natty tall boys….it was chill as fuck
MLIB

Today, I saw some slampiece walkin outta the alc store with some natty. I took the natty, then get a brojob from that bitty while crushin all the cans. IT was chill. MLIB

Today this one dude told me that my life is not bro. So i fucked his girlfriend, sister and his mom in his room. On the way out i fist bumped his dad. MLIB

I bought an ounce of dro yesterday for my birthday it was chill as fuck. Now i have 2 grams left bro its depressing.

Yesterday I met this chick and the first thing i said was “hey, whats up you wanna be my next slampiece” she replied with a “aaaNO” so I told her to make me a sandwich and while she made me one she topped me off cuz she figured out im the man. MLIB

Wale made a song called Chillin’. thats chill. MLIB