Today my school started some gay shit called Meatless Mondays where they dont serve meat at lunch. Me and my bros were like fuck that, so I brought a grill to school and we posted up outside the cafeteria grilling steaks and pumping some DMB. it was chill.

Today i held the first anual varsity sandwich making tryouts. It was fucking chill seeing women preforming their rightful duties. MLIB

today some bitch was giving me road dome, about half way through her parents started giving me dirty looks from the back seat. i told them it was chill and made her mom make me a sandwich. it tasted fucking great.

Today my bro decided to make me a sandwich. i told him that was a womens job and then beat the fuck out of him with the sandwich. MLIB

today i bought a case of keystone, kidding it was natty. MLIB

They gave me homework in 3 of my classes…so i dropped them.

Last night I got a text from a chick to come over and stuff her while I was laying in this other slam pieces bed I just fucked MLIB

There’s a rumor going around school that I fucked my bitch for 4 hours in the kitchen while she continuously made me over 20 sandwiches. Then I got headed while I funneled a six pack of nattys. MLIB

Kid Cudi is coming to my school to perform from 2-8…..i got class 2-6…… gonna say im sick, toke a bowl and pound some nattys, then its cudi time MLIB

Last weekend I went to a wedding and I had been inside both the maid of honor and the bride. MLIB