today some bro said he refused to drink natty with me cuz he said it was white trash. i fist bumped his face with a roll of quarters.MLIB

today, me and my girl went to the pool . i untied her bikini top and yelled ” LOOK AT MY GIRLS TITS” everyone clapped, it was chill. MLIB

my bitch told me she got accepted to college and i said , what are you majoring in? kitchening,

I was at a sleep away camp, and i wanted a sandwich, so i made this bitch make me one, no crust, cut into 8th, then my 3 friends made her do the same thing, MLIB

Today, me and my bro took our shirts off at school. While walking down the halfway with girls rubbin their hands all over my 6-pack, a teacher yelled at my abless bro to put his shirt back on. I was standin right next to him. She just smiled at me. MLIB

Last night me and my dimepiece finished off the last of the natty’s, while her sister was giving me dome and her mom was in the kitchen brewing up some turkey sandwiches. MLIB.

I like mid-calves and I cannot lie, my other lax bros can’t deny, when a bitch walks in with my dick in her face, I get the clutch kill and first place. MLIB

today i found myself in a small african village. they offered me some kush. i smoked it with them and showed them how to lax and the art of flow. it was pretty shill MLIB

Wore my lax shorts as boxers today. Did my laundry yesterday. It was chill.

Brohan Santana is definitely the chillest bro in the ML(I)B