today i chilled in my midcalves. and nothing else. MLIB

Today in school we watched the play “Bromeo & Juliet”. Little did I realize, that dude Bromeo is chill as fuck. He pounds the pussy, and gets high as a mafucka.

i iced some girl in bed after fucking her for like an hour, not the first thing she drank like a champ tonight. it was chill. MLIB

Today my dad yelled at me because he realized there was alchohol missing from his liquor cabinet, instead of listening to him i continued to read MLIBs.

Today i got a blumpkin while drinking natty light and cradling my lax stick. it was chill.

E=MCVagina

Came home from work. Roommate had chicken breasts cooked straight out the oven. We made brorritos. Then fist bumped. MLIB

Today, I got my best friend´s sister to strip for me and play with herself on skype. I was facebook chatting her brother at the same time. MLIB.

today i was drinking natty light on the beach… a homeless guy walked up to me, handed me 20 bucks and said “your good at that”… i spent that twenty bucks on more natty light and got dome from the teller… it was chill

My boss at my internship told me Fridays are Casual Fridays. So I showed up in my pinny, nantucket reds, and turf dogs. I no longer intern for Goldman Sachs. MLIB