Was gonna fake a post on here, but then i chilled the fuck out and decided to watch the Brolympics instead.
today i needed to take a piss at a lax game went in the girls bathroom, all the cheerleaders were there, i fucked them all and they made a sandwhich buffet. it was chill. MILB
Kat died in Halo reach like a bitch. What was she doing out of the kitchen?
watched that 70’s bro. drank some coke a brola. jk it was natty.
for the first time in my life i stopped playing call of duty today. there was a call of booty. it was a win win situation. it was chill
My chick didn’t wanna hangout today so I went to her house, busted her dome, and made her make me a sandwich…as I was leaving I fist bumped her dad. MLIB
today my brofessor told me the best way to learn something is by teaching it he than made all the bitches in class learn how to make sandwiches and open nattys all while giving him dome we fist bumped after class
My biology professor wrote 420 on the board because it was the answer to a problem, then he went on and commented that it was his favorite time of the day. I got up in the middle of class so we could fist bump. MLIB
Just blew a load on my girls face spelling MLIB, so what.