sup bro what did you do today that was bro? i went to this chill website. blowjob, natty, tits, kitchen.

Today my teacher asked me for my project on greek gods, I did mine on brosidon god of the brocean… Then I fucked her brains out. MLIB

i woke up at 5 and saw we were out of milk. i cracked a natty in my corn flakes. MLIB.

Today me and my bro’s went down to the dock. We saw a bunch of birds being loud so we told them to chill. They did. MLIB.

Today I did this chick HARD, she told me she didnt want to see me again… I told her I have Sifilus. MLIB

Today my labrodor got me a natty from the fridge. Chill as hell. Hes my bro for life.

i double teamed this chick with my best bro. we didn’t meet eyes once. MLIB.

today at school i put a lampshade on my head and hid in the corner of the room then a freshmen walked in so i jumped out of the corner and punched him in the face

I woke up this morning and my pillow was full of nattys end of story. MLIB

Today, I realized that Los Angeles airport is called LAX….so chill.