Im reading about mesoptamian society. In the text book it says ” A womans place was in the home. A husband could divorce his wife if she fufill her duties i.e making brologna sammiches. if she neglected or humiliated her home she would be drowned.

Mesopotamia was chill as fuck. There life is bro.

Lacrosse is french for bro. Its chill.MLIB

Today my Chemistry teacher asked, “what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?” I replied with a what… and he continued on saying “nothing, you already told her twice.” He’s a bro.

I was crushing some nattys with my bro and we decided it would be a great idea to go scope out some yard sales. I found an old school clock with an indian dude on it. We named him chief Navabro. He’s real chill.

Today, me and my girlfriend installed an oven and a fridge so that she would stop having nightmares throughout the night.

Today I was working at subway. Some bitch comes in and asks for a sandwich. I tell her to get behind the counter and make ME a sandwich. She did, then gave me head. My boss walked in on us and we fist bumped, apparently he is too, a bro. It was chill. MLIB

Today my chemistry teacher asked… “What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?”… I replied with a what, and he told me.. “nothing, you already told her twice.” He’s a bro.

Today my slampiece came over with some natty light and sandwhiches she gave me dome then my other slampiece came over and we had a 3some and used natty light as lube shit was tight

Remember meat wad from aqua teen hunger force?? That mother fucker was chill

Today while I was drinking natty, I told my dog to chill and he laid down. MLIB