Today I woke up and took a shit … it was bro

This week my bros and I are workin security at a waterpark. Our first night we got guns pointed at us by cops because they were unchill and thought we were bromos breaking in. Now we just sit inside on MLIB all night and its way chill.

Today…Fuck it. MLIB

woke up, grabbed a natty, surfed, went to lax practice, went home and had my girl make me a sandwich. MLIB

me and my bros got really high today and we thought we smoked all the weed so i grabbed the box to put the bong away and a gram fell out of the box. it was fucking bro

today i hat two bitches over to play bro pong. i won. after we went in my outside shower and i slammed them both. MLIB

my bros and i played frisbee golf and got blazed as ass. i threw a -3. thats the chillest round of frisbee golf ive ever thrown. MLIB

smoked a shit ton of weed and i thought i was out. so i picked up the box for the bong and a gram fell out of the box. i smoked it mlib

My sister wouldn’t stop asking my dad for a car. I asked her why though, there’s no road from her room to the kitchen.

Today I flew into Los Angeles, my airline ticket says “LAX” on it…chill.