today, I told my slam piece that she can only speak when she raises her hand and I call on her. I thought she’d be pissed. instead, she raised her hand and asked if she could give blow me. Chill as fuck.

Today, I was riding in my girl’s car. She leaned over and gave me a brojob, while she was driving. We got pulled over. The cop came up to the window and saw what was going on. We fist bumped and he walked off. MLIB.

today, I told my slam piece that she can only speak when she raises her hand and I call on her. I thought she’d be pissed. instead, she raised her hand and asked if she could give blow me. Chill as fuck.

Last week, I visited my bros at ZooMass Amherst. I pounded some brews, lost my phone, and woke up in someone’s dorm with a Hawaiian girl sucking my dick. It was chill.

Today I told my girlfriend to go on mlib.com to learn a few things. We fucked and she went straight to the kitchen. MLIB

I was reading mlib in class, I laughed out loud and a bitch asked me what my problem was, I said my problem is your not in the kitchen. Mlib

Today, I banged my chick from behind in the kitchen while she made me a sandwich. MLIB.

i was playing cod with my bro and decided we were in a BROverload so i called some chicks and 5 came over. my friend had to leave and we ended up having a 6 way.

I read on wikipedia that the mayor Bro Tem of Memphis once fistbumped the Dalai Lama. That’s pretty fucking chill.

Today, my bitch said she wanted to work at subway to take advantage of her “god given gift” or some shit. Anyways I said “Fuck No, me and my bros are the only bros who u make sandwiches for.” It was chill. Then she suked my dick. That was chill too. Then she made me a sandwich. Triple chill.MLIB