I didn’t play soccer today. It was chill.

I walked out of my plane that landed in Maui and said “Abroha!” MLIB.

my bro really screwed me over today, so i screwed his sis and mom. paybacks a bitch. MLIB

My daily schedule..
1. Brotein shake
2. Lax
3. COD
4. Mlib
5. Chill

While i was banging my girlfriend, she yelled out “give it to me bro!” I came 12 times. It was pretty chill. MLIB

Let my girl wear my lax penny to practice today. Told her I needed it so she took it off. That’s all she was wearing. It was chill. MLIB

Let my girl wear my lax penny to practice today. Told her I needed it so she took it off. That’s all she was wearing. It was chill. MLIB

Last night was too stoned to remember that I made MLIB a bookmark on my internet. I looked at it this morning and said damn that website is chill as fuck.

this broad got beer on my sperrys so I fucked her and came on her forehead and said “symba” like lion king. It was chill. MLIB

Today, I was going to do my laundry but then I realized that pledgeship starts next week, Im going to chill for a week and wait for a pledge to do it for me.