today my bitch wanted to go on a picnic. i agreed dreading the boringness. she brought sandwiches and beer..we ate and then she domed me. it was chill.
today i finished on my bitches face and it got all in her hair. she laughed and proceded to ride my dick. MLIB
My summer wardrobe: oakleys, costa del mar sunglasses holder, Sperrys, mid thigh shorts, Polo/Lax Pennie and a visor.
My winter wardrobe: (see above.)
today, I told my slam piece that she can only speak when she raises her hand and I call on her. I thought she’d be pissed. instead, she raised her hand and asked if she could blow me. Chill as fuck.
for the past two weeks my bitches mom has picked me and her up early from school and took us to her house. we lay on her bed smoking a j while her mom brings me food. as soon as i finish my food i tell my bitch to give me head. i finish on her face and leave. MLIB
Today I was watching the VMAs on MTV. When they announced the award for best female singer, I wondered why they would waste their time listening to a women sing in the kitchen. MLIB
My Native American name is ‘ChillswithBros’. You know I fist bumped the chief after that shit.
I’m sitting at the mexican restraunt with my bitch…I’m thinking, why am I not at home play cod while she makes me a fucking burrito…MLIB
I discovered this website a day ago, and my answer to everything is now “chill” MLIB