My girlfriend and I fist-pounded after having sex today. MLIB.

Last Sunday me and my three friends declared it bro week. Everyday we go out and do something pretty chill. MLIB

Today I was writing an essay on how to be a bro. Word Count : 69. Nuff’ said. MLIB

Today, I finally ended my eight month binge diet of Natties, skoal, and sandwiches. Just kidding. MLIB

Today I shotgunned a natty ice while getting dome from some chick. It was chill.

Today i told my mom to get me my spoon. She proceeded to giving me a eating utencil…. I told her to “go take a long look at the BROsetta stone” she came back with my lax stick, a pinnie, some mid-calfs and a chill pair of wayfarers. It was chill, MLIB

Knock knock? Whos there? I don’t know but get the fuck back into the kitchen and make me a god damn sandwich bitch!

Today I did something really stupid because a bro said I couldnt. Then we laxed. MLIB

Yesterday, I was chillen in brology and my teacher gave us this sheet asking questions about are life. one of the questions was “what is your personality” I wrote down bro… then my slampiece teacher gave me head after class.

I was nailing my bro’s sister, and he walked in. We fist bumped, and he left. After we finished, she made both of us sandwiches and brought us natty lights. It was chill. MLIB.