Today, I realized that JFK was the chillest of all bros-he porked marilyn monbroe-chilll. MLIB
Today I found out that the president of Ireland is a Chick. Isn’t that a funny joke?
today in school i got caught by the dean for getting laid by a girl and she said the only way i wouldnt get in trouble was if i had sex with her. it was so chill
I told my boss I was gonna go out for a cig during work…. Rolled a fat brolunt and got chill….rest of the work day was chiil as fuck
Today me and my bros fucked some bitches, laxed and played COD. It was the first day of the bro-lypics.MLIB
Today I used my mom’s GPS, I changed the voice to a bros voice because there is no way I’m letting a bitch tell me what to do.
Just tried skoal’s new natty flavor. it was chill. MLIB
today i realized ima lion, i get to sleep all day, fuck and have my bitch bring me food, mlib
today i woke up feeling like shit so i shotgunned a natty and put on my lax pinnie… now im just chill. MLIB
today, I told my slam piece that she can only speak when she raises her hand and I call on her. I thought she’d be pissed. instead, she raised her hand and asked if she could blow me. Chill as fuck.