Threw on some Brohemian Rhapsody. Song is too chill.

Today, i was getting dome with a natty in hand. My slampiece told me to tell her one. I sent my bro liquids all over her. Bitch dont tell me what do. I then enjoyed a sandwich that was made by her. It was chill. MLIB

Today my narp ass teacher was talking about napoleon bonepart and I told him it was napoleon bronepart. He said excuse me? And I told him to chill… We fist bumped after class

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. I saw some hot bitch walkin out and we ended up fuckin in the bathroom instead. The brolice told us we had to go outside but i showed him this slampiece’s tits and he brought up a couple of lady cops so we all could fuck. mlib

Today, I found my little brothers gameboy next to my spoon. I got a six-pack of natty and played pokemon for 10 hours. My favorite will always be Brobosaur. It was chill. MLIB.

today my older brother taught me the art of swag and how to get my lettuce to flow. im now chill and fuck bitches. mlib

I work for BRO (Brownsville/South Padre Island Int’l Airport). All day I fist bump fellow bros, drink natty’s, listen to DMB and fuck bitches. My life is bro

Today, I went to a restaurant. The waitress asked me what i want. I sed a bro job… I got one. MLIB

Last Sunday me and my three bros declared it bro week. Everyday we go out and do something pretty chill. MLIB

All i did today was read MLIB and drank nattyice while getting head from some bitch