Me and my bros lead a BROciety at the school. every motherfucker in the school is chomping at the bits to be a part of it and to be able to say “We’re bros” with a chill ass fist dap. Bros.

today i told my bitch to go make me a sandwitch, she said “fuck you” i told her to blow me. she pulled down my pants and blew me. MLIB

Today, I realized that behind every great bro, there is a woman. In the kitchen.

learned that sloths get high all day from the trees they eat. Motherfuckers are chill as fuck

I was talking to Jesus today and I asked, “hey Jesus, did you bang Mary magnaline?” he said, “ya bro”. We fist-bumped and pounded some natties.
It was chill.

I was on facebook and I noticed that 69 people were online. I thought it was fitting since I was gettin some head. MLIB

Slampiece #1 asks: what if there is no raw material in the man’s fridge to make a sandwich?
Slampiece #2 replies: they should have the raw mat inorder to ask us to make sandwiches.
Slampiece #3: The women should come prepared
Bro: Chill (fucks them all)

Today I google searched womens rights… It came up with no results

Today I lost my virginity. Then got head from her friend. Then came home to Subway from my mom. MLIB

last night my bros and i kicked a douche and his girl out of our party. his girl came back an hour later with her friends and some natty. i woke up this morning to a breakfast sandwich and a note reading “i thought u might want this and i cleaned up the condoms that were on your floor”. bitch still cant bring that douche back. mlib