My neighbor’s two year old knows how to fist bump. MLIB
Today while watching spongebob i realized gary is one chill motherfucker
Today i played MW2 while getting a blowjob from a girl i met yesterday. it was chill.
Today I thought of an idea for 7-11, A Natty Ice Slushy…..That would be chill…..
Today i went to the movies wit 2 girls turns out they were lesbian and kissed the whole movie while one gave me a hand job. MLIB
People are lucky the pilsbury bro boy is chill as shit, otherwise he wouldn’t be letting all those bitches poke him. MLIB
i drive 69 mph, all the time. so chill.
im fuvking my girklfriend as im tyuping thiis mlib
today my ex went fb official with this ugly douche of a guy. so i sent her some real nasty formspring questions. then i fucked her sister. mlib
today my girlfriend saw me fucking the neighbor. I found out two things that day. one she could see me from the kitchen and two she was bi sexual. mlib.
