My neighbor’s two year old knows how to fist bump. MLIB

Today while watching spongebob i realized gary is one chill motherfucker

Today i played MW2 while getting a blowjob from a girl i met yesterday. it was chill.

Today I thought of an idea for 7-11, A Natty Ice Slushy…..That would be chill…..

Today i went to the movies wit 2 girls turns out they were lesbian and kissed the whole movie while one gave me a hand job. MLIB

People are lucky the pilsbury bro boy is chill as shit, otherwise he wouldn’t be letting all those bitches poke him. MLIB

i drive 69 mph, all the time. so chill.

im fuvking my girklfriend as im tyuping thiis mlib

today my ex went fb official with this ugly douche of a guy. so i sent her some real nasty formspring questions. then i fucked her sister. mlib

today my girlfriend saw me fucking the neighbor. I found out two things that day. one she could see me from the kitchen and two she was bi sexual. mlib.