Today my school started some gay shit called Meatless Mondays where they dont serve meat at lunch. Me and my bros were like fuck that, so I brought a grill to school and we posted up outside the cafeteria grilling steaks and pumping some DMB. it was chill.

Today i held the first anual varsity sandwich making tryouts. It was fucking chill seeing women preforming their rightful duties. MLIB

Today, I found an unfinished natty on the ground by a trashcan on campus. I pounded that shit. MLIB

Today, i was caught on some dudes lawn with my bong and some natty. the cops let me off with 24 hours, and no record…then i fucked a bitch…while eating the sandwich she made me..MLIB

Today, i got high. And i remembered that the fucking robot in transformers was bro-optimus prime. He was fucking chill.

Today i smoked a bowl then walked inside. my girlfriend told me i smelled funny, i told that bitch it was just my B.O. and made her suck me off. it was chill as fuck. MLIB

Today, i saw some herb drinkin key stone. i jacked it on his 30 and told him girlfreind to stop showin her clam around campus, get in the kitchen, and stop wearin a bra.it was chill

there is nothing more bro then my life is bro.

Today i while sitting in class, i remebered the last time i gave a fuck was 93′. i got up and walked out. my teacher asked me what i was doing,i was gonna go lax and that it was chill. MLIB

today my girlfriend wanted to do those gay facebook surveys, and i told her only if she blew me. so after she blew me we did this unchill survey, and the first question was ” look to your left, what do you see? ” it was my spoons. i was so happy i made her make me a sandwich and played cod the rest of the time she was doing it. it was chill.