Smoked a blunt. Jack Johnson came on. Got head. It was a chill day. MLIB
Broseidon king of the fucking Brocean
Yesterday I met this chick and the first thing i said was “hey, whats up you wanna be my next slampiece” she replied with a “aaaNO” so I told her to make me a sandwich and while she made me one she topped me off cuz she figured out im the man. MLIB
today we had a fire drill at school, so while everyone was outside me and some of the bros went to my brosmobile and shotguned some natty tall boys….it was chill as fuck
MLIB
today my friend said i dont understand the whole bro thing, i told her its because shes a slampiece and she will never understand. than i fucked her.
Today I was eatin a sandwich whilw fuckin my girl I finished the sandwich so she stopped, went into the kitchen made me a sandwich and we began fuckin again… it was chill
My last name has broski in it. MLIB
Today, I went to the movie theater with just my sandals socks and shorts on with my lax stick. The manager of the theater was a solid broad. She told me i have to leave. I fucked her, i get free movies whenever i want. Pretty fucking chill. MLIB
If the ratio isnt 2:1…… 2 broads to 1 laxer its a totally broverload
when i got to work today my boss asked me why i wasn’t wearing a shirt and i told him to chill. he gave me a promotion. MLIB