Today, this kid im’ed me how after prom went. I fucked his prom date. It was chill. MLIB
I went shirtless all day and it was pretty chill, then i fucked her. BIML
Today, me and my bro fucked these two girls next to each other and we finished at the same time and fist bumped. While they made us some sandwiches, we played Cod and pounded down some Nattys while listening to Band of Horses. Totally Chill. MLIB
today i realised my life is so bro… lol joke im a woman. fuck my life.
Last night at my bros grad party i fucked this chick. She didn’t want me to tell anyone. Now its on here. MLIB
Just came home from outta town… got with my ex then she made me a sandwich after i came on her face… SO chill. MLIB.
Me and my bros played pong til the sun came up. It was fuckin bromantic. MLIB
i just checked the battery life still on my laptop. 69% so bro
Today I went to Toy Story 3 with the brotallion and some wenches. As the credits began to roll I iced one of my bros in front of a theater full children and their parents. MLIB