Today I told my little sister to check out my life is bro. She said it was dumb cause it’s all about sex. I told her to bro up. MLIB.

Today I found out that the Carolina Panthers wide receiver Steve Smith broke his arm playing flag football with some bros. I fist pumped in his honor. MLIB.

Today, I realized Flowbi Wan Bronobi is the chillest Jedi. MLIB

today i used the expression “word as fuck”. MLIB

i got home rippin shots at lax practice and started downing brews. some chick txted me and she came over, made me a sandwich and gave me brome. It was chill

Today, I bro-plowed some hot chick in the chill snow. MLIB

today my bro went to go get an std test he asked me to come to i said no and fucked his dirty girlfriend it was chill

today my girlfriend woke me up and said she was hot so i came on her face to cool her off then went back to bed it was pretty chill

so i was sexing this girl when i remembered the world cup was on so we then switched to doggy style so we could both watch it. it was chill. mlib

today me and my bros got baked and watched the land before time i realized spike is chill as fuck