Last night, my bro got his slay on in the hot tub while my other bro busted on some triple G titties and I creamed a Mormon girl’s throat. It was chill.
Just got a chill new license plate. It says MLIB. When my bros found out we fist bumped.
Today I was gonna hang with this hoe but then my bros came over and I said sorry bitch… bros before hoes. MLIB
My girl asked me if her ass looked big in her new jeans. I said yes and walked away. It was chill.
Today I was fucking my girlfriends mom. She walked in while we were doing it. Guess who had a threesome? MLIB.
Teacher asked me for an answer today, I was like I don’t fuckin bro, it was chill. MLIB
tonight i went to the sam adams concert. then i talked to the bro security guard. he let me third row. it was chill. MLIB.
yesterday on frat brolette i fucked my gf while she was making me a sandwich, yeah, the bro watching us and i virtually fist bumped
Today I got a nuke in cod while getting dome, my bitch is my lucky charm.
This morning, after we crushed some brews, my bro and I went to the gym, fucked some skanks, then pounded out a 30 pack each. It’s only 11:30 A.M.