I’ve got too many things on my brotinerary to make up a fake bro story.

me and my girl were banging in her kitchen. her bro saw us and went to his room. he understood. MLIB

Today I fought a really unchill kid… I totally kicked his ass. It was chill. Now my bros have a new nickname for me, Kimbro Slice. MLIB

I only play guitar using 6-9 chords. MLIB

I took a chemistry final for my summer class today. I don’t know shit about the class so I figured it would be chill to just put “Bromium” for every answer. My brofessor corrected all my answers to “Bromine” but still gave me an A. He’s the lax coach. MLIB.

today i watched hannah montana, not because im a bra, because i was too high to get the remote

Watched Rocket Power today high as shit. Didn’t realize the chill messages such as the fact that Reggie should be making sandwiches and that Twister is a bro cause he’s chill as shit and Otto is a bro because he doesn’t give a shit about other people. Show is totally chill.

Today my girlfriend bought “Kitchen fresh” soap. I smacked her for not smelling like a kitchen in the first place.

today i had sex with my girlfriend 6 times today and she mad me cookies mlib.

Today i ate a sandwich from subway. the only chick that works there made it. Chill day. MLIB