Drove four hours to my bro’s house, took a shot of rum, ate some steaks, then crushed a case of brewskis. MLIB

Today I got a bro job from my slampiece on a brollercoaster at Six Flags. It was chill. MLIB

Today i made a fake to buy natty ice with, and for the name i put Broseph Murray. MLIB

Today, because of MLIB, I found Broseidon, king of the Brocean. Then I fucked my girl.

I took my shirt off in the weight room today at the gym. It’s usually against the rules, but I pulled out a couple Natty Ice’s and proceeded to shotgun them. Nobody asked questions. MLIB

Today, I drank a natty Ice. It was chill. MLIB

im too chill to make up a fake bro story

Told this broad I was President of my fraternity. She gave me dome. MLIB

Today, I burned my self with a hot glue gun to prove i was a bro, i have a blister, and i have a giant cock. MLIB.

Last night I slept in a lax penny. My dreams were chill. MLIB