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admin — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:00:03 +0000

Today, this random bro accidently took my natty. He apologized and let me nail his slam piece. It was chill.

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admin — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:00:04 +0000

So today my teacher told us that we had to do a presentation on Greek Mythology. Being a bro, I went up infront of the class and did my presentation as Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean…I got an A MLIB

89630

admin — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:00:04 +0000

today, i took a dump that resisted two flushes and used up a whole roll of TP. MLIB.

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admin — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:00:04 +0000

Today I put a mattress in the back of my Chevy Suburban just in case I need to fuck. MLIB

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admin — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:00:04 +0000

Yesterday, Me and my bros from the lax team all went to this hotel pool. We played “Marco Brolo” twice then we all rented a hotel room and took turns nailing these 4 slampieces. It was chill. MLIB

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admin — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 02:00:04 +0000

today my nap ass teacher was talking about napoleon bonaparte and i told him it was pronounced napoleon bronaparte and he said excuse me? and i told him to chill… we fist bumped after class

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admin — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:03 +0000

Today this one dude told me that my life is not bro. So i fucked his girlfriend, sister and his mom in his room. On the way out i fist bumped his dad. MLIB

89614

admin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:00:03 +0000

Wale made a song called Chillin’. thats chill. MLIB

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admin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:00:03 +0000

I bought an ounce of dro yesterday for my birthday it was chill as fuck. Now i have 2 grams left bro its depressing.

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admin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:00:03 +0000

Today, I saw some slampiece walkin outta the alc store with some natty. I took the natty, then get a brojob from that bitty while crushin all the cans. IT was chill. MLIB