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admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 17:00:03 +0000

Kid Cudi is coming to my school to perform from 2-8…..i got class 2-6…… gonna say im sick, toke a bowl and pound some nattys, then its cudi time MLIB

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admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 15:00:03 +0000

today i found some nattys and a sammich my bitch made in the fridge. they were chilled.

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admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 13:00:03 +0000

There’s a rumor going around school that I fucked my bitch for 4 hours in the kitchen while she continuously made me over 20 sandwiches. Then I got headed while I funneled a six pack of nattys. MLIB

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admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 11:00:03 +0000

Today, I went to Subway and got a sandwich. A girl made it and I got her number after I told her she looked good. Later on, I called the bitch up and fucked her. It was a good sandwich and a pretty good night.

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admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 09:00:03 +0000

today i bought a case of keystone, kidding it was natty. MLIB

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admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 07:00:03 +0000

They gave me homework in 3 of my classes…so i dropped them.

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admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 05:00:04 +0000

Last weekend I went to a wedding and I had been inside both the maid of honor and the bride. MLIB

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admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 03:00:04 +0000

Last night I got a text from a chick to come over and stuff her while I was laying in this other slam pieces bed I just fucked MLIB

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admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:00:04 +0000

today some bitch was giving me road dome, about half way through her parents started giving me dirty looks from the back seat. i told them it was chill and made her mom make me a sandwich. it tasted fucking great.

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admin — Thu, 17 May 2012 23:00:03 +0000

Today my bro decided to make me a sandwich. i told him that was a womens job and then beat the fuck out of him with the sandwich. MLIB