today i drew a picture of a sandwich.and gave it to some girl.then i got a sandwich.and got laid.mlib

Today, I was tanning the word bro on my chest when i saw an eagle flying and thought it would be chill as fuck to be an eagle. MLIB

Today, i was laxing on the beach, and some bro-hater threw the ball into the brocean. while i was trying to find it under water, i ran into brosidon. we fist bumped. it was chill. MLIB

Today, after my morning entourage reruns, I realized I didnt have any natty left. It was chill because I had a whole pack of bro sequis. Pound it!

I ran for president in my school. They called me barack brobama.MLIB

element number 35 on the periodic table: Bromine. Thats a chill fucking element.

Today i opened my brew with only a phonebook because i couldnt find a bottle opener. It was pretty chill. MLIB

Today, I realized that broccoli is the chillest veggie ever. MLIB

I still have sleepovers at my friend Joe Mickey’s house…but now instead of a sleeping bag I wake up in Ms. Mickey’s bed.

MLIB

Today I had 68 photos of me on facebook so I totally just tagged myself in a a pic of my lax twig. Now I have 69 photos. MLIB