Today, me and my bro wanted to fuck the same bitch, so we decided to rock-paper-sciccors to see who got her. We both threw rock, so we just fuckin fist bumped and towered her. Suuuper chill. MLIB.

Today some chick asked me “Whats your favorite kind of sandwich? I need to know for the future.” Then she gave me a brojob, it was chill

The other day i went to LAX practice and got recruited by BRAHston college. we all went out and drank some natty lights. it was chill. MLIB

today i was fucking this slampiece and i was about to blox my load and then her mom walked in. my slampiece tried to stop but i was like” bitch im to close” so i just kept going while her mom watched. it was super chill

Today some chick asked me “Hey what kind of sandwich do you like? I need to know for the future” then she gave me a brojob, it was chill.

today i went on a picnic with my girl and i thought, this picnic basket is like a portable kitchen, so i guess this is ok. it was chill, she made me a sandwich.

Today i got in a wreck because i was poundin nattys and eating doritos. I was wearing my lax penny when the cop came so he immediatly fist bumped me. Then he blamed everything on the bitch and made her go make us a sandwich Mlib

Today i tried to submit a story on MLIB but it was too chill so my computer froze.

today i fucked this girl at her house and her mom walked in and asked if she could get in and she hopped on my dick. mlib

Today i was playing some lax with the bros and some soccer players came over trying to start some shit. so I checked him. and then his bitch gave me head while he made her a sandwich. Just kidding, i ate it. and her. and my bros drank natty light and watched.